"People run from rain but
sit
in bathtubs full of
water."

Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

(via coolestpriest)

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meladoodle:

sorry son, it’s not MY fault you were born on opposite day.. now where are my presents

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sarahkeilman94:

I’m at the grocery store with my grandparents and my grandpa has wandered away and now my grandma is going up every isle yelling his name and im hiding behind a cookie display cuz i dont want anyone to know im with the crazy woman screaming dick at the top of her lungs

(via pizza)

roseisreturning:

mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths

(Source: rosetylerful, via cramp)

That awkward moment when you raise your hand, and some ass screams the answer out anyways

sodamnrelatable:

And I’m thinking DIS Bitch

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(via almost-a-timelord)

illkim:

Entire Class: *forgets to do homework*

Teacher: Well I guess I won’t count it

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(Source: illkim, via officialfrenchtoast)

theimpolitecanadian:

when you drink the water and the tummy go sploosh sploosh

(via bakerstreetnumber221b)

blvckgoldenn:


That one friend that acts out when boys are around

blvckgoldenn:

That one friend that acts out when boys are around

(via fruitcrocs)